Maybe A.J. should have discussed this w/his buddy Roger first before voting a "NO". Perhaps those 2 could have struck another deal and have a casino right here in the 32nd/43rd or what ever best place to live. Roger could make "PAL"umbo the honorary official Village contractor to do the site work. Ofcourse lets not forget Roger can't drop a log w/out Tressler advising him of how long,heavy, & stinky it should be. Roger can start hiring right now! Let's see, Jim Mayer and Bill Palmer as Managers, Bad, Bad Leroy Brown the head of security. Hey lets hire that 450LB detective to work there on the side. Perhaps he could be over payed so he doesn't have to do the Portillos and Walmart duties. Maybe Tressler and Roger could throw Rhonda a curve ball and have the casino at the golf course...try and follow those profits and loss margins now! Tricky Ricky Morales could be the Black Jack Dealer,Oh I'm sure Mrs. Claar and Michael Evans will have a spot in this oportunity somewhere.Trustee Lawler could get Grants to V.V School District. to teach kids how to do basic math so they can work there when they reach 18. I could go on forever but I won't. So, when all of this is planned out to the "T" Roger and A.J. could convince McAsey to vote yes on this and make her in charge of mailers, she had some doozie post cards for this past election ay! Then for the entertainment perhaps the Cricket Team can do some demonstrations. Heck perhaps we could place bets/wagers on their games right here in town...all legitamate ofcourse.
Maybe A.J. should have discussed this w/his buddy Roger first before voting a "NO". Perhaps those 2 could have struck another deal and have a casino right here in the 32nd/43rd or what ever best place to live. Roger could make "PAL"umbo the honorary official Village contractor to do the site work. Ofcourse lets not forget Roger can't drop a log w/out Tressler advising him of how long,heavy, & stinky it should be. Roger can start hiring right now! Let's see, Jim Mayer and Bill Palmer as Managers, Bad, Bad Leroy Brown the head of security. Hey lets hire that 450LB detective to work there on the side. Perhaps he could be over payed so he doesn't have to do the Portillos and Walmart duties. Maybe Tressler and Roger could throw Rhonda a curve ball and have the casino at the golf course...try and follow those profits and loss margins now! Tricky Ricky Morales could be the Black Jack Dealer,Oh I'm sure Mrs. Claar and Michael Evans will have a spot in this oportunity somewhere.Trustee Lawler could get Grants to V.V School District. to teach kids how to do basic math so they can work there when they reach 18. I could go on forever but I won't. So, when all of this is planned out to the "T" Roger and A.J. could convince McAsey to vote yes on this and make her in charge of mailers, she had some doozie post cards for this past election ay! Then for the entertainment perhaps the Cricket Team can do some demonstrations. Heck perhaps we could place bets/wagers on their games right here in town...all legitamate ofcourse.
ReplyDeleteEmily Mcasey is good at sending attack mailers. Remember the mailers exposing Maripat Oliver's shoplifting past?
ReplyDeleteI voted for Emily, but found the mailers attacking Maripat over the line.
Well maybe Roger could get Mary Pat to work in the coat room. There she could go through the pockets while people are gambling!
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